The Quads Prayer

Our skate gods who art in quads,
hallowed be thy name.
On smooth surface, thy shall skate,
on Earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily skate
and forgive us our wheel bumps,
as we forgive those who bump wheels against us.
And lead us not into pebbles,
but deliver us from road rash.
For thine is the park, the rink, and the track,





Wash Me

According to Billboard Top Hits: 1987 pop star Belinda Carlisle, “Heaven is a Place on Earth“. Lindsey and I found heaven.

Suds & Duds is the kind of place that, when discussing it, you may find yourself having the following conversation:

“Hey, what are you doing this fine Saturday?”

“Going to the laundromat.”

“Awesome, can I go with you?”

“Sure, it’s always a party at the laundromat!”

Because it’s amazing. Behold:

  • Restaurant-style booths
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • It’s a 2-minute drive from the house
  • It’s probably the cleanest place in Humboldt County?
  • There’s an ice cream shop in the same building…
  • …And,You can leave your laundry there! They’ll even fold it, for a fee

In this world we’re just beginning
To understand the miracle of living
Baby, I was afraid before
But I’m not afraid anymore

Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth $3.75 a wash. that’s right!